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Post by nycbiscuit on Feb 10, 2012 22:04:29 GMT -5
+1
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Post by Hazza on Feb 10, 2012 22:33:35 GMT -5
I wish I could smoke weed like I did before. sigh.
Vodka Cranberry/grape fruit juice. Treated myself to fat food and got a sub from Jerrys.
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Post by ginchopolis on Feb 10, 2012 23:11:05 GMT -5
I wish I could smoke weed like I did before. sigh. That's so true. Especially with some opium rolled up in the bowl.
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Post by Hazza on Feb 10, 2012 23:22:34 GMT -5
I've only had the honor to smoke opium a couple times in my life. I loved it. I loved it too much. That's why I'm glad that I've only smoked it a couple of times.
It was so nice though.
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Post by troublepuss on Feb 11, 2012 3:50:16 GMT -5
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I went on a blind date. My two closest male friends were at te rendezvous placce, unbeknownst to me and engaged him for much of the evening. They really liked him, which was good, because once they left with their recollections of 1980s LA, the Ring-a-ding kid had nothing to say. Not "I will explain why I think I am 1947 reincarnate" or "this is why I wore a fucking three-piece suit to a motherfucking tiki bar."
I'm like, whatevs. I have smokes and Tiki Kangaroos. I really didn't give a flying fustfuck that he backtracked on my Magic Castle invite when I revealed my friends are members.
What sucks is that the when I went to talk to the boy I thought was cute told me upon the Ring-a-dig kid's departure was that he has a rule against hitting on women who are with other guys... but he had to approach me to send that media alert! Ego, much? I told him I noticed him en route to the ladies room, but reconsidered once my bladder was empty... but if I need to piss all over someone, I'll be sure to let him know.
And then I pulled my Achilles tendon and had too drag my foot home.
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Post by purplestack on Feb 11, 2012 4:13:53 GMT -5
that was awesome, TP!
get some help for the foot in the morning.. XOXO
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Post by troublepuss on Feb 11, 2012 11:54:41 GMT -5
Worst yet... I woke up at six! Fuck!
I was hoping it was all a nightmare brought on by a mixture of too much rum and falling asleep to TCM and being subjected to the DEad End Kids.
Then I tried to get out of bed and felt the pain that is my foot.
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Post by Darren on Feb 11, 2012 17:44:53 GMT -5
TP roolz.
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Post by troublepuss on Feb 11, 2012 19:59:40 GMT -5
My spelling and grammar was pretty damn good considering I had five tiki kangaroos and was partially blinded by the mascara in my eyes from my Achielles pain.
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Post by Hazza on Feb 22, 2012 0:04:03 GMT -5
I'm trying to do my part. I'm almost hammered. And I don't remember why I wanted to post here.
I do have a terrible joke though.
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da tub, Whitney is drowning.
Maybe I'm a little hammered.
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Post by Darren on Feb 22, 2012 0:27:02 GMT -5
I don't have the heart to tell him.
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Post by ginchopolis on Feb 22, 2012 17:41:03 GMT -5
Dwayne da tub, Whitney is dwowning. ;D
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Post by rainydaywoman on Feb 22, 2012 22:54:26 GMT -5
I'm trying to do my part. I'm almost hammered. And I don't remember why I wanted to post here. I do have a terrible joke though. Knock knock. Whose there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne da tub, Whitney is drowning. Maybe I'm a little hammered. I love you.
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Post by Hazza on Feb 23, 2012 18:32:13 GMT -5
It's 6:29. It's too early to be here. HH at Chilis.
Man, I'm fucked up.
I didn't have a car today, Chilis is 2 blocks away from where I work, so I cabbed it.
Shut up, Seinfeld is on.
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Post by Darren on Feb 23, 2012 18:36:02 GMT -5
Wait, are you saying you left Chili's BEFORE happy hour was over?
I don't think I've ever left before happy hour was over. That's the sort of iron-will determination I have always lacked.
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